Here is what we do, we place a very realistic latex
turd on a patch of green grass into a discreetly labeled
candy-sampler style box and ship this lovely gift
to anyone, anytime, anywhere in the world for FREE.
Included at no extra cost is a silly greeting card and
"A Cerdefacate of Authentshitty"
Include one of our hilarious Greeting Cards or customize your own shitty message online right now! for Free!,
Do you give-a-shit
about anything?
Would you split one with us?
FecesFarms believes it is our civic dooty
as informed citizens to tell our representatives,
in no uncertain terms, exactly how we feel
about the issues that effect our lives
Make a statement! Take a stand!
We'll pay half and ship it for free!
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